Kelly Temporary Services Faces Increasing Competition

SEATTLE, WA -- Kelly Temporary Services reported fourth quarter losses
today citing increasing competition from a Seattle area resident also
named Kelly, who is a roommate of Clarita Lefthand.  Officials at
Kelly Temporary Services claimed that the middle aged roommate of
Ms. Lefthand's had drawn away many of their male customers.  She has
reportedly been successfully placing them in the position of "boy
friend".  Needless to say, Kelly Temporary Services is not taking this
challenge to their dominance lying down.  Their lawyers have filed a
class action lawsuit against Ms. Lefthand's roommate alledging
copywrite violations against the name "Kelly" along with illegal
monopolistic practices.  "Just because that woman goes by the name
'Kelly' instead of 'Kelly Temporary Services' does not excuse her from
applicable copywrite laws" said lead legal council Garth Flannel.
Attempts to contact Ms. Kelly or her roommate Ms. Lefthand have been
unsuccessful.  It is widely speculated that Ms. Kelly is talking on
the phone and, according to Pacific Bell records, ignoring the call
waiting beep.